Songbook

This volume may contain a number of socially-not-very- acceptable song lyrics. If you find these sorts of things offensive then please stop reading now, as the Hash House Harriers probably isn’t for you. However in our Toulouse Hash, which is family oriented one, we stick to a more or less mild form of chanting.

Swing Low, Sweet Chariot

Swing low, sweet chariot
Coming for to carry me home
Swing low, sweet chariot
Coming for to carry he home

I looked over Jordan and what did I see
Coming for to carry he home
A band of angels coming after me
Coming for to carry me home

Hares' Song

And the hairs (and the hairs)
And the hairs, (and the hairs)
And the hairs dicky-dicky-down-down
Get down to their knees.

One black one, one white one,
And one with a bit of shite on,
And one with a little light on
To show us the way

And the hairs (and the hairs)
And the hairs, (and the hairs)
And the hairs dicky-dicky-down-down
Get down to their knees.

Bullshit

Melody – My Bonnie Lies Over the Ocean

Bull-shit, bull-shit,
It all sounds like bullshit to me, to me,

Bull-shit, bull-shit,
It all sounds like bullshit to me!

Notes: This song is especially applicable whenever somebody tries to defend himself or herself from an accusation – there is no defense for accusations, get over it.

Hash Song

They are Hashers through and through
They are Hashers, so are you
They are Hashers so they say,
And never get to heaven in a long long day
Drink it down, down, down

Hashing song

This is a Hashing Song.
It isn’t very long.
This is the second verse,
It’s shorter than the first
Drink it down, down, down

WE’VE GOT VIRGINS

Melody – Frere Jacques

We’ve got virgins,
We’ve got virgins,
At our hash,
At our hash,

Gonna get ’em drunked up,
Gonna get ’em fucked up,
Down the hatch,
Up the ass.