9 hashers, 3 ankle biters, 2 hares, 1 virgin and perhaps 5 white dogs gathered at chez Cheesy to begin a totally new trail, with new markings in unfamiliar territory on the Aussonne/Cornebarrieu border. The team got on the move with the walkers and runners immediately splitting from the start. The walkers began making their way up the muddy gradient, and, after some well thought out false trails, it wasn’t long until the runners caught and overtook us, thanks also to a very bizarre deviation. The trail continued over to the Cornebarrieu side of the road, though boggy terrain and then back over the road to the real challenging terrain, with an additional element of danger being added in the form of the group crossing through an active motocross track!!
Very interesting marking and long, long, long false trails made the 2nd half of the trail very tough, but also very fun as a result. Despite the abundance of shiggy, it was surprising not to see any mud angels in the group at the On In. Whilst thinking that trailing through boggy land, motocross circuit, and near mountainous terrain the danger was over, we then continued along an “ahem” 50kph road to one of the most interesting beer stops ever seen. Whilst the walkers missed the chance to drink with the runners, rumour has it that the runners enjoyed their beer atop a deer hunting look out post that Cheesy just happened to knox (guess) the padlock code of. However, what he didn’t know was that this triggered an alert to the land owner who shortly after arrived to enquire on what’s going on. Fortunately no one was up the tower and it was well secured again by the time the land owner arrived. He said we could stay on the land but we took it as the que to exit and we swiftly made our way back to base with 5 white dogs in tow
At the circle we rewarded the hares Cheesy Lollipop and It’s Complicated for this really fantastic trail
– It’s Complicated remained in the circle to be punished for admitting that he marked the trail with his eBike
– Lap Dancer was next up for not wearing green at the unofficial/mis-organised St Patrick’s Day hash (despite his protest that his yellow shirt looks green in certain light)
– We planned to welcome this month’s Virgin Just Evegnya (not sure how to spell her name) but she had to leave before the start of the circle so Wonky Willy (the one her made her cum) was rendished with the Pissanya song on her behalf
– In this hash we discovered the box marking which is there for the FRBs who must stand in the boxes until all the runners had passed. Unsure that any of the runners had actually followed this rule, all runners were brought into the circle to be punished regardless
– Finally, 20 Seconds was brought into the circle for admitting that she had temporarily lost her beer
After a short circle with the small crowd, we wrapped up with the usual Swing Low and reviewed the hareline
19 April – Cheesy will hare a trail in Carcassonne in conjunction with Hidden Assets’ DIVA trail weekend. We include this trail as part of the official TH3 calendar
Precise start/finish location is not known yet but Cheesy suggests that it is a short distance from Carcassonne SNCF station so those that can/want are recommended to take the train. Others may wish to car share. I let you all manage as you wish
– End May (30/31 tbc) a trail hare by Dicken Cider and Swinging Down Under, likely towards east of Toulouse
– June (date tbc) hared by Glory Hole & Fly By Night in Seilh
– July (date tbc) hared by Cheesy Lollipop, in Aussonne, and likely a Saturday as it will be (one of) the Summer Hash party(ies)
– August, offered by 20 Seconds although if someone else wants to offer then the 20 Seconds family are flexible
Never before have we had such a long hare line……………….I’m sure there is a joke in that sentence somewhere
